Window treatments.
Bullshit. You know what is a treatment? Chemo therapy is a treatment. Those things on your window are fucking blinds.
"The Addams family started when Uncle Fester farted. They all became retarded. The Addams family."
Bullshit. For one, how can a family begin with a fart? The only thing that begins with a fart is a bowel movement. For a family to start that way makes absolutely no sense. Not to mention that the family had to already have been started by this point, as evidenced by 1) Uncle Fester was already around to make the fart in the first place, and 2) he was called "Uncle" Fester. See? The family already was started long before this alleged fart. Can you imagine how gross of a fart it would have to be though, if the family really was started that way? If a bald guy farted and out came this giant furrball (Cousin It) and a hand that lives in a box among others? Totally nasty. Then, we skip right ahead to them all becoming retarded. This statement is logically more credible, but far lacking in explanation. Why? How? You don't just "become" retarded. Was it something in the fart that made them retarded? Finally we conclude with a nice little summary. The Addams family. Finally some sense in an otherwise nonsensical statement. Why someone would even say the rest of it is beyond me.
