Friday, August 5, 2011

New Potatoes!

Has anyone tried these New Potatoes yet?  They come in a can, and I guess they have two varieties.  Round and sliced.  I say, its about fucking time.  I was starting to get sick of old, regular potatoes.

Ten Funniest Methods of Payment

10) Bag of jewels
9) Western Union
8) Theft (i.e., no payment)
7) Ski-ball ticket redemption
6) Three easy installments
5) (tie) Food Stamps (for poor pepole)/Regular stamps (for mail)
4) Writing a Check
3) First born child
2) One year of unlimited free Heimlich maneuvers
1) Cash, but always coming up one penny short