The Most Insignificant Thing I Do

The most insignificant thing you can do is clip your toenails.  Clipping toenails is so insignificant, that every time I do it, I have no recollection of the previous time I cut my toenails.  And its not like it was even that long ago, maybe a week or so beforehand.  Its just that the event is so inconsequential, so meaningless and so utterly insignificant, that I have absolutely no memory of ever having done it before.  In fact, as I sit here right now, I literally cannot recall ever having clipped my toenails.  I know I've done it, because I own a toenail clipper, and obviously my toenails aren't all super long and curvy like that dude in that book.

You know what else is weird?  That we would write a blog post about an event as insignificant as clipping toenails.