Friday, May 21, 2010

Top Ten Predictions for Shocking Revelations During the Lost Series Finale

10) Sexual tension between Jack and Hurley rises to uncomfortable levels
9) After years on the island, someone finally takes a leak
8) A guest appearance from the entire cast of Cougar Town
7) Vincent the Dog turns out to be the thing that has been saying "Previously on Lost"
6) Sawyer is abducted by aliens, which starts a new spin-off series: "Lost... In Space"
5) We get a full frontal nude scene of Locke in the wheelchair and that chick from Married with Children
4) Walt dies of old age
3) The Smoke Monster guy gets off the island, but is always really nervous that he's going to be killed.  Tension gets out of control when he listens to "Don't Stop Believing"
2) Kate does something interesting
1) The island actually turns out to have been a peninsula!

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