Thursday, May 27, 2010

The Most Impressive Guy in the World

Inspired by one too many Dos Equis beverages, he is the Most Impressive Guy in the World.

He's made love to more women than all the virgins in the world. Combined!
He's been to Boston, D.C., Louisiana, and almost seven state capitals.
Given a sheet of paper and a pencil, he can spell any word backwards.
He can smoke a carton of cigarettes in a week... or not, he has no addictions.
He knows how to steal a man's identity, but he would never do it.
He can do at least 25 push-ups in a single session.
He never gets bored in church.
He's read over 80 books in his lifetime.  Many of them non-fiction or adult-fiction.
He has excellent hand-writing.
He can tolerate temperatures in excess of 100 degrees Fahrenheit.
Math?  It's not a problem for him at all. 
He is licensed to operate a half-dozen varieties of paddle boats.
He totally predicted the end to the movie The Usual Suspects.
Also, he's looking for work.  If you are interested in hiring him, email him at mostimpressiveguyintheworld@gmail.com


The Most Impressive Guy in the World

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