10) Robin always smokes in the batcave
9) Moustaches, especially Commissioner Gordon's
8) When kids draw boobs on the bat symbol light
7) Police Officers always get free donuts, Batmen get jack shit
6) When Alfred calls him "Master Bruce" when he's in costume
5) Superman's "Super" farts
4) When the Riddler calls and asks if his refrigerator is running
3) Every time someone calls Batgirl hot, not realizing she's his daughter
2) When he gets an itch underneath the Batsuit
1) Most Bat Groupies are in their 40's
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