Friday, January 6, 2012

Ten Classic Lines Actually Spoken in Real Life

10) "Well isn't that the blues" - Ron 1998
9) "I do it.  You do it.  We all do it...  But don't do it" - Monique - 1972
8) "Oh what I wouldn't give for an hour and a half with nothing but a cigar, a glass of cognac and the Guinness Book of World Records" - Carl 2010
7) "If I only had a jackhammer, I probably would have" - Luis 1984
6) "Justice? Ain't no such thing as justice." - Maude 1968
5) "That is for Mr. Grant to decide.  It is his bowel movement." - Norma G. 1943
4) "Of course its invisible.  It's lunch." - Ezzie 2185
3) "'What's the best city in Idaho?  Boi--...  I mean, generosity." - Norma V. 1993
2) "What a shameful thing you have done to this family.  For shame!" - Paul 1791
1) "But I am not Helmut!" - unknown man (but clearly not Helmut) 2005

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