1) Busy as a one legged man...
2) It takes one...
3) Don't pee on my leg...
4) The best thing since...
5) Don't get your panties...
6) You can't teach an old dog...
7) People who live in glass houses...
8) That which does not kill you...
9) Ask not what your country can do for you...
10) Early to bed, early to rise...
11) A penny saved is a penny earned...
12) Even the sun shines on a dog's ass...
13) Grass is always greener...
14) A bird in the hand...
15) A snowball's chance...
16) If the shoe fits...
17) If you can't take the heat...
18) Its not over until the fat lady...
19) The more things change...
20) Red sky in the morning, Sailors take warning; red sky at night...
21) He won't buy the cow if...
22) If your friends all jumped off a cliff...
23) Don't count your chickens...
24) When life gives you lemons...
25) You have to break a few eggs...
26) You can lead a horse to water...
A) pulled pork
B) should live in regular houses
C) gets out of the kitchen
D) to finally become a snowman
E) and tell me its raining
F) in hell
G) to know one
H) who would hit the ground first?
I) when you properly water and maintain your lawn
J) from Victoria
K) organic chemistry
L) give life a barnacle, and say, "what the fuck's with the lemons?"
M) might poop. be careful.
N) because it is so good looking
O) mount your chickens
P) make sure to try the other shoe to see if it fits too
Q) just bitch about the government
R) the more Jay Leno gets annoying
S) doesn't mean shit, cause everyone dies
T) in an ass kicking contest
U) and a few legs, if you're the egg-makin' leg-breakin' man from Dupage
V) means it's taco night!
W) is everything except one thing
X) then we aren't moving to Venus
Y) he doesn't have a huge fucking truck
Z) and thus is a complete waste of time
ANSWERS
1) Busy as a one legged man... (T) in an ass kicking contest
2) It takes one... (G) to know one
3) Don't pee on my leg... (E) and tell me its raining
4) The best thing since... (A) pulled pork
5) Don't get your panties... (J) from Victoria's Secret. They are way too expensive
6) You can't teach an old dog... (k) organic chemistry
7) People who live in glass houses... (B) should live in regular houses
8) That which does not kill you... (W) is everything except one thing
9) Ask not what your country can do for you... (Q) just bitch about the government
10) Early to bed, early to rise... (S) doesn't mean shit, cause everyone dies
11) A penny saved is a penny earned... (Z) and thus is a complete waste of time
12) Even the sun shines on a dog's ass... (N) because it is so good looking
13) Grass is always greener... (I) when you properly water and maintain your lawn
14) A bird in the hand... (M) might poop. be careful.
15) A snowball's chance... (D) to finally become a snowman
16) If the shoe fits... (P) make sure to try the other shoe to see if it fits too
17) If you can't take the heat... (X) then we aren't moving to Venus
18) Its not over until the fat lady... (C) gets out of the kitchen
19) The more things change... (R) the more Jay Leno gets annoying
20) Red sky in the morning, Sailors take warning; red sky at night... (V) means it's taco night!
21) He won't buy the cow if... (Y) he doesn't have a huge fucking truck
22) If your friends all jumped off a cliff... (H) who would hit the ground first?
23) Don't count your chickens... (O) mount your chickens
24) When life gives you lemons... (L) give life a barnacle and say "what the fucks with the lemons?"
25) You have to break a few eggs... (U) and a few legs, if you're the egg-makin' leg-breakin' man from Dupage
26) You can lead a horse to water... (F) in hell
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