More Unjokes

Polly Wants a Pecker
A man was on a date with a blind woman.  After the date, the woman brought the man back up to her apartment.  She left him in the living room while she went to the kitchen to pour a couple of drinks, and the man got nude during this time.  When the woman came back into the room, her pet parrot announced "Raw.  He's nude.  Rawww!"  The man was unaware that a parrot even was in the room!


The Wish Fish
A man was fishing in the ocean when he caught a magnificient blue tarpon fish.  As he was about to cut and kill the fish, the fish spoke up.  "Please don't kill me," the fish said, "if you put me back in the water, I'll grant you any wish you want." 
"Whoa!" said the fisherman.  He had never heard a fish talk before.  "Where did you learn to talk?"
"Actually, its a long story, but if you want to put me back and get your wish, you've got to do it soon, I can't breathe outside of water."
"I don't know," the man considered, "I bet talking fish are quite delicious."  By this point, the fish was suffocating immensely.
"Please..." the fish begged.
"Oh, alright fine.  I, umm... I wish I had a million dollars."  The man tossed the fish back into the water.  After the fish caught his breath the fish broke into laughter.  "What kind of idiot believes a fish can grant wishes?" the fish said as he swam away.  The fisherman didn't really care, because he was already a billionaire, and he was just going to give the million dollars to charity, possibly even one for the ethical treatment of fish.  Two days later the fish was eaten by a shark.

Riddles
Q: Why do Chinese people breathe through their noses?
A: Because that is one of two ways humans can take in oxygen.

(Note: the following test the limits of what is an unjoke and an actual real joke)

Q: What were the last words spoken on the Challenger before it blew up?
A: No one knows for sure, but here are some theories:
"Look at this asshole flying on the wrong side of the space-lane... Oh no!"
"Say, do you think dynamite works in space?"
"Hey, McAuliffe, stop pushing buttons"
"Its damn cold in here.  Someone turn up the heat - fast"
"You know what sucks?  Dying."