Top Ten Billboards/Signs on the Highway to Hell

10) Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here

9) Last Chance for Dairy Queen: Exit 665

8) Welcome to Hell - Land of 10,000 Lakes of Fire

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6)  Killer Bees: Next 1000 miles

5) (even Hell is hurt by the economy)

4) Trenton - 19
    Atlantic City -80
    Hell - 155
(to get to Hell, you got to drive through Jersey)

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2) At this exit: Unleaded gas - $15.97 /gallon

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