5 Sexiest Chicks at the Oscars

5) Felicity Huffman - Even when she played that dude who wanted to be a chick, or the other way around, she was smokin' for a pokin'.

4) Coraline - Who's with me in counting the days until she's 18?

3) Glenn Close - When you name your daughter Glenn, you shouldn't be surprised to see her on this list.

2) Sarah Jessica Parker - If 1.5 was a ten, she'd be a ten!

1) Julia Child's Fish

Honorable Mention - I think this is Mickey Rourke.