We've all heard ones like these before. You know, stupid rules like how, in Oklahoma, it is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo and stuff like that. Well here are some more you probably didn't know about.
In Baton Rouge, Louisiana, its against the law to have more than two religious ceremonies involving human sacrifice per month.
In Reno, Nevada, it is not acceptable to attempt to use semen as a substitute for chips in a gambling-casino.
In Biloxi, Mississippi, it is illegal for all people named "Gary Gackelstein" to drive their automobiles in excess of 70 miles per hour.
In Detroit, Michigan, one cannot address an African American as an [N-word] without expecting to get their ass kicked.
In Salem, Oregon, it is against the law to have sex with any animal that is not your pet.
In Dayton, Ohio, it is forbidden to murder a good-looking woman and use her skin to make and sell umbrellas.
In Hartford, Connecticut, a citizen is considered "out" if he swings and misses with 2 strikes.
In Lubbock, Texas, one should not refer to a vegetable as a "turnip" unless he or she is referring to an actual turnip.
In Los Angeles, California, it is allowed for former NFL players that are also actors to kill their ex-wives and other visitors if a knife is used.
In Baltimore, Maryland, it is a violation of statute to dress up as a clown and to make fun balloon animals to give to and molest children with.
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