Dictionary Daze

NoMustardOnly thinks there should be some new words added to the dictionary.  These words are:

swert - (v.) to wipe or wash away with disgust.  (ex.) After receiving bukkake, Annie swerted residue from her face, neck and shoulders.

frock - (adj.) being accidentally supplied as a fried item among an array of properly supplied fried items; e.g., fried mushrooms, fried shrimp, french fries, etc.  (ex.) Be careful with that basket of fries, I think I saw a frock shrimp in there somewhere.

porst - (n.) the person with the longest hair in the room.  (ex.) I think I'm going to ask the porst to dance, he is quite beautiful.

bocktend - (v.) to pretend that one isn't pretending.  (ex.) Nobody believed Gary when he bocktended being an elephant, because he was much too small to be an actual elephant.

glope - (n.) a person that understands what it takes to time travel, but won't tell anyone else the trick because they are afraid of destroying the space-time continuum.  (ex.)  For 30 years, Doc Brown was a glope with respect to his discovery of the flux capacitor, until he finally told his secret to Marty McFly in that Twin Pines Mall parking lot in 1985.