On French Kissing:
Of course the most pussy way to kiss is called French kissing. Real kissing, aka Belarusian kissing, is like French kissing, only using teeth instead of tongue.
Of course the most pussy way to kiss is called French kissing. Real kissing, aka Belarusian kissing, is like French kissing, only using teeth instead of tongue.
On Leap Year:
Instead of adding one day every 4 years they should just wait 1460 years and add an entire year.
Instead of adding one day every 4 years they should just wait 1460 years and add an entire year.
On Babies:
I've noticed that most newborn babies look to be incredibly bored. But that is directly because they are sooooo stupid. If they could figure out how to do anything, well, they might have something to do.
I've noticed that most newborn babies look to be incredibly bored. But that is directly because they are sooooo stupid. If they could figure out how to do anything, well, they might have something to do.
On Shit Hitting the Fan:
Just nobody shit near a fan. Especially don't shit above a fan that is on. Ok? Christ.
Just nobody shit near a fan. Especially don't shit above a fan that is on. Ok? Christ.
Haven't we learned by now that pulling out isn't going to prevent anything?
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