10) McEntire
9) Dr. Dogsworth
8) Your Honor
7) St. Ed
6) Grandpa 2
5) Nebuchadnezzar
4) Four-eyes
3) Claudia & Chuck (for one dog)
2) Osama bin-barkin'
1) My Accountant
Bonus List: Ten Least Useful Abilities/Skills
10) ability to die on command
9) knack for handling false alarms
8) distance-pissing
7) ability to hit foul balls
6) fire eating
5) ability to read minds only in Braille
4) ability to predict the past
3) anything David Blaine does
2) ability to count to ten really fast
1) knowing exactly when to pour water on pavement
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