More Unjokes

Little Johnny was sitting in the class one morning when the teacher asked, "if you have six apples, and I take away two apples, how many apples do you have left?"  Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher called on Suzy.
"You'd have four apples left, Miss Spencer," Suzy said.
"That's correct," said the teacher.  But little Johnny was pissed because he had a hilarious response for the teacher that had something to do with the teacher having small tits.

Q: What do you get when you cross a unicorn with an overweight pirate?
A: An awkward conversation about health care legislation.

Five teenage chameleons were sitting around a campfire discussing how difficult it is to change colors in different seasons.  "I think it's hardest in the winter," said the first chameleon, "It's just so cold, and being cold-blooded, its difficult to get the color changing juices flowing."  The second chameleon pulled out a rifle and shot the first chameleon in the head.  He then shot the third chameleon for good measure, but I think he survived.  The remaining chameleons disbursed, grateful they no longer had to have a boring conversation about changing colors and the seasons.

Some quick "your mother" unjokes
Your mother is so fat that she intends to go on a diet.
Your mother is so poor that she is on welfare, and is struggling to make rent this month.
Your mother is so dirty that she requires 2 or 3 showers to completely get rid of all the dirt off her body.
Your mother is so ugly that 9 out of 10 men find her unattractive.
Your mother is so stupid that she cannot even name more than ten state capitals.