Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Ten Ways to Sit

10. Indian style
9. In a chair
8. In a booth
7. Down
6. On your ass
5. Still
4. With an intention to spin (as in sit and spin)
3. At a desk or table
2. In Church after being given permission by the Minister ("you may be seated")
1. In Church whenever the hell you want, if you are old
0. In a corner (This is #0 because that's no way to sit.  In a corner.)

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